"As our program begins, we join the Hudson family dinner already in progress . . ."
Ana: "WAAAA!" - I'm hungry! I'm starving! Nobody cares about the starving baby!!
Dee: "We are eating chicken muscle, cool!"
Ana: "WAAAA!! - "What's this, pig slop? I think they call it 'green beans'. It looks like snot . . ."
Dee: "If I was made out of one giant muscle, I could wiggle my ear just like a finger.
Ana: "WAAA-THTTTT!" - "Keep the green stuff rolling. This joint has terrible service. I hope they aren't expecting a tip."
Alvin: "Hey, I found the bullet hole! This is where the chicken was shot!!"
Ana: WAAAA-ACK-WAAA - "Seriously, what part of 'waa' does she not understand?! I am obviously full, but every time I open my mouth to tell her, she shoves more food into it."
Elle: "I lost my ice, I lost my ice! It was right there in my cup and now it's goooone!!!" (dissolves into tears)
Mom: "Okay, it's time to get cleaned up, everyone. Ana, you are done! Actually, I'm done. Time for bed."
Ana: "WAAAAAA!!!!!" - "I could go for some milk . . ."
Happy Friday Night, y'all!
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